From GVDodler came: "the XXX (you know who) fired me." Now where on earth have we heard this one before?
How many OGR oldtimers remember the movie in the 50s (that's 1950s by the way...LOL) "The Angry Red Planet"...? Too bad Menards didn't offer the UFO back then. I'm sure a UFO filled to the brim with M&Ms wouldda calmed all the little green men down in a Martian heartbeat and they'd never invaded Planet Earth like they did in the "War of the Worlds."
Please pray for world peace. We don't only owe it to all of the children, and their children's children here at home, but throughout the entire universe as well!