Midweek Haiku

Welcome to the Railway California

Caltrain is the name

but the trains is the same 

Plenty of trains at the Railway California

Any time you want (Any time you want?)

Can you find it - here?

So I called up the Caltrain,

"Please tell me, what time?"

He said, "We haven't had that schedule here since 1969"

"Relax, " said the night man,

We are programmed to deceive

You can board any time you like, but it will never leave!

Push-pull train

look azz-backwards

with face like barn door

Train forum

has slow track

for weird poetry

If you haiku about the mighty CalTrain

Make sure that the picture is one and the same!

CalTrain colors, red, silver and black

No blue and no yellow,

No Emeryville track

CalTrain starts in the City by the Bay,

Through Peninsula towns,

To south San Jose

Once it completes its run to that town

It pushes its cars when it turns back around

The slick Baby Bullet is really alive

San Francisco is where this commute will arrive.

Haiku folly

ring your trolley

by golly

Slow train

in busy forum

get left behind

Obsessed with train?

does wife complain?

how you explain?

Haiku train

never on schedule

with no destination

Big black beasties

bucking balking bins

of bountiful bituminous business