Get your York experience at the grocery store!

A good laugh....I needed that!

Peter

Please follow the yellow arrows in your aisles for your safety and for your fellow member's thank you .

Now you will fell like your at York .

Guy

We have boxes at the food store I go to. You could play hopscotch.

Boilermaker1 posted:

The grocery store now has arrows in the aisles. 

... and true to form, no one follows them!

 

Our store, also. 

But, as my wife quickly pointed out, what's missing is that unforgettable voice over the York-wide PA system every few minutes reminding everyone of "The Rules".......not that it was any more effective in achieving its goal, mind you.

I recall a forum limerick verse that referenced this bit of Yorkery...

She picked up the mike and opined,

“Once again I must harp and remind!

Because they are narrow,

The aisles have an arrow,

Obey them, or else prove you’re blind!”

I can hear the frequent announcement now: "Folla the yella arras on the floor"

+1 on "... and the grocery store never has that thing you’re looking for either!"

This after queuing up behind a line of crop dusters.  Took 15 minutes to determine the Not In Stock status ("NIS" was a standard term and frequently used for critical parts while I was on active duty).

Aw shucks. I thought this thread was going to be about SCRAPPLE!

My bank has arrows on the floor, too, and a uniformed ossifer to enforce them and an assured, clear, distance.

York needs taser-packin' ossifers to enforce the arrows and to clear the family gatherings out of aisle junctions.

I knew what it was about as soon as I saw the title!

Traffic studies have found that four times the number of automobiles can be handled via one way streets versus the same total number of lanes on two way streets.  John

rattler21 posted:

Traffic studies have found that four times the number of automobiles can be handled via one way streets versus the same total number of lanes on two way streets.  John

John I dont think logic and common sense like that will resonate on this forum

Grocery store clerk to customer: “Wanna hear a joke?”

Customer: “Sure.”

Clerk: “Did you find everything you need?”

PLCProf posted:

Aw shucks. I thought this thread was going to be about SCRAPPLE!

YEah! I thought so too! I was hoping for a display of Scrapple cans or stacks in the reefer isle.

I thought this was going to be about Utz potato chips and Snyders of Hannover pretzels.

Miketg 

prrhorseshoecurve posted:

PLCProf posted:

Aw shucks. I thought this thread was going to be about SCRAPPLE!

YEah! I thought so too! I was hoping for a display of Scrapple cans or stacks in the reefer isle.

Maybe we need a Habersett reefer car in honor of the sacrifice of April 2020 York meet......

The aisles were so full at York, I couldn’t see the arrows. So, then I was left to wonder whether I was going the wrong way or it was everybody else. 

That grocery store picture looks like York when they’re playing “God Bless the USA” by Lee Greenwood. Everyone must still be outside. 

George

PLCProf posted:

Aw shucks. I thought this thread was going to be about SCRAPPLE!

Dangit, now you got me jonesing for scrapple! 

colorado hirailer posted:

My bank has arrows on the floor, too, and a uniformed ossifer to enforce them and an assured, clear, distance.

Two bits sez all the masks the customers are wearing gives 'em the heebie-jeebies... 

prrhorseshoecurve posted:

YEah! I thought so too! I was hoping for a display of Scrapple cans or stacks in the reefer isle.

PLCProf posted:

Maybe we need a Habersett reefer car in honor of the sacrifice of April 2020 York meet......

Would you settle for SPAM? 

Mitch

Crop dusting? Around here it's carpet bombing. 

rattler21 posted:

Traffic studies have found that four times the number of automobiles can be handled via one way streets versus the same total number of lanes on two way streets.  John

Based on my trips to York, it's less about the number of lanes than it is about the size and condition of the vehicles.

I firmly believe someone will issue some kind of boxcar commemorating the loss of April 2020 York.   It will be limited edition and bought up by all the dealers before the halls open in October.