I was screwing around with the layout tonight and took this photo. I had several ideas for captions, but couldn't come up with one that was just right. Lets see what you guys (and gals) can come up with.
Tom
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I was screwing around with the layout tonight and took this photo. I had several ideas for captions, but couldn't come up with one that was just right. Lets see what you guys (and gals) can come up with.
Tom
YIKES
I was screwing around with the layout tonight and took this photo. I had several ideas for captions, but couldn't come up with one that was just right. Lets see what you guys (and gals) can come up with.
Tom
Mater: "Man, I wish my hook was as big as yours"
Alex
Hey you, ever hear of David and Goliath.
Mater: When I grow up, I want to be just like you!
Mater, I am your father!
Hey dad, can I go out and play?
Hi NYC ( pronounced nick ) My name is Toemader ...
In true Mater fashion "Sheeee-oot, I'd give my left two lugnuts for hook like that".
These are great!! Keep 'em coming.
Tom
Your kidding right!
I'm tired of being called a stupid little hooker.
"Listen, I know you were brought here to do the job", but my question "Big Fella" is:
"Can U Gett-er Done"?
Now, NYC-Nick, you can show off them big arms now, but in 3 years,
your steroids tests will show up on the Internet, (positive) and then you'll be apologizing to everybody on Oprah.
With apologies to Crocodile Dundee.
NYC-Nick: You call that a hook??? Now THIS is a HOOK!!!
Chris
LVHR
Whoa...hey der buddy...I guess size does matter
C'mon, lil Brother, I'll show you and Memphis Raines, I can beat Calitri's butt
in about 10 seconds!!
Mater: That's one big hook, all right.
I was screwing around with the layout tonight and took this photo. I had several ideas for captions, but couldn't come up with one that was just right. Lets see what you guys (and gals) can come up with.
Tom
WHOA! Check out the hooks on that babe! What a pair!
Oh...did I say that? 
What happens when you take "droids"!
Hey Dad! Can guys be hookers, too?
Mommy?
Mater "Wait until McQueen sees this!"
Do you want to go and tip some switchers?
LOL. Great responses. Started my morning with a chuckle.
Some fun, but here's a pic of a real one I took at the Railroad Museum in Danbury CT.
'" It's true,it's true......you do exist ! "
" Wooaaahhh Momma ! "
" Are you my Daddy ? "
I was screwing around with the layout tonight and took this photo. I had several ideas for captions, but couldn't come up with one that was just right. Lets see what you guys (and gals) can come up with.
Tom
So you're the one who climbed the Empire State Building.
Sheeooot! You just ain't been weathered yet, is all.
Jon 
"Hey biggun, wanna go tractor tippin'?"
The difference between you and me is, I am a tow truck and have an engine and can go anywhere I please, you have to say please to an engine to get a tow.
Git - R - Done!
"Man, you look different, Nick. You been working out?? You're HUGE."
Boom envy...time for the Viagra
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