Here's this week's cartoon in need of a caption in the New Yorker's contest. If you have a good one, have at it! Instructions above the cartoon.
David
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"The railroad is offering employees a new work-at-home option."
"So, I told Leroy, 'Not in my backyard!'"
"Bob's commute into the city just became much shorter."
This is what’s left of Leroy,s hobbies. He just sold the planes and boats. At least is home more often?
No Ballast!
Tomorrow he starts installing the third rail in the middle.
"I guess I should have been less specific when I told John 'no more MODEL trains' in this house!"
"You know the new people down the hall in 3A? I hear they have a third rail in the middle of theirs! How gauche."
Yes, all the table lamps are plug n' play. Why do you ask?
It's not so bad now that the neighbors have passed a no horn ordinance.
We got a fabulous discount on this condo in Hudson Yards!
The listing said it was close to a rail line.
Hey Madge,
I didn't know your husband was railroaded out of town!
It is scale.
"Who ever said you can't fight eminent domain! "
Congressional Infrastructure Committee Settles Eminent Domain
" I told my husband to stop playing with those toy trains. Now he does this?"
"Have you met my husband? His name is Joe McDoakes."
I saw at your engaugement party you did NOT marry Lionel!
I see from this cartoon post that " A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum"
"Cable"
PRRMP54 posted:
Only a pack rat like me would have the original 78 of this song. The record is well worn !!
"Would you believe that it just started out as a small rash"
Our Ogaugement should have been a clue.
(this is bound to get worse)
Since his accident this is John's answer to rail fanning for shut ins! LOL
"I knew something was up when I saw a UPS semi stopped in front of the house."
Tom
He's like a kid only leaves bigger tracks
It beats him tracking dirt though the house
He'll clean with it there
I thought he was Italian when he said "the house-iz-all-a-mine"
I misunderstood him tying the decors together with ties
You should see what I let him get away with in the basement
...it has a dinning car...
It looked smaller online
I finally put my foot down and made him remove the ballast that kept clogging the vacuum.
The hot waterfor tea will be along in a second....
What style do think best suits the decor, cantenary or 3rd rail?
First it was 'N' Gauge, then 'HO'. I didn't even mind Garden Railroading, but this!
shorling posted:PRRMP54 posted:Only a pack rat like me would have the original 78 of this song. The record is well worn !!
I believe that it was also released on a 45. I first heard it on a Dr.Demento program and I believe that he only spun 45s and later on cds. Whatever, it is a very funny song.
"How should I know. All I got out of him this morning was the mod got mad and told him to stay on topic."
"Well, they said the neighborhood was quiet - we should have asked about the house."
"Its a little annoying right now, but I make him put it away after Christmas"
Tom
Oh noooooo… it's not the noise or house shaking that bothers us when he runs his train, we just have to make sure we're not using the bathroom.
I kept telling him he has a one track mind so this is what he gave me for our anniversary! 
"I told him to make tracks down to the unemployment office, they are not happy either"
"Vaughn even wrote a song about this, and it was a hit!"
