John:
I'm glad there was no worse damage and that you were able to trap and release the squirrel without getting injured yourself.
I've lived in two different houses where a squirrel fell down the chimney and came running into the room. The first time, I was a know-knothing bachelor of 24 living in a rented house. The little monster fell directly onto a fire we had burning and bolted out of the fireplace in a frenzy. I had a housemate who played hockey in an adult league and I used his stick to slap the squirrel out the front door. I will NEVER forget the image of that little monster launching itself, jaws agape, directly at my gonads ... thank God I caught him with the flat side of the blade before he could sink his teeth in. It only took 2-3 more shots to send him on his way out the front door, which was held open by my white-as-a-sheet housemate.
Another squirrel did the same thing in our first house in Barrington, RI (not too far from where Capt. John lives). This was about 20-25 years ago at a time when my then two-year old daughter didn't much like taking naps. I was in the basement working and heard a light-footed creature running around in the living room. I thought it was her and came upstairs to put her back in her bed. Imagine my surprise when I saw a squirrel run across the room and start up the stairs to where she was sleeping. Fortunately, he turned around and I was able to lock him in a room. I went out and got my boyhood hockey stick, propped opened the front door, opened the squirrel's door, and then used the hockey stick to herd him outside again. I installed a chimney guard the very next weekend.
In the layout I'm building now -- on the third floor of our 137-year old home -- the biggest issue we have is with bats. They can squeeze their way in through a hole the size of a dime and I've gotten rid of a dozen in the 10 years I've lived here. I'm sure I'm haven't seen the last of them.
For the record: Bats are 20 times easier to deal with than squirrels.
For anyone else reading these stories and thinking that a humane trap is the best solution, PLEASE, be very careful when approaching any wild animal in your home. They're likely going to be terrorized at the prospect of meeting up with you. No matter how much you want to help them, be sure to have a long stick with you to keep them a good distance away. A hockey stick is your best friend, believe me.
Steven J. Serenska