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What kind of tank is this? What do you think, read description & see photos.

Before giving your answer.

 

Trainroomgary was at a MENARDS press conference to take notes and present this information to the OGR Forum. see attached photos

 

When MENARDS set out to build a flatcar with a tank on it,  they looked at several models of the US Army's M1A1 Abrams. Unfortunately, they been around for many years now and looked a bit old fashioned. What, MENARDS wondered, what will the next generation of US Army tanks look like?

 

To find out, MENARDS, sent our Secret Agent, Double R07, searching. After months of research, he discovered that there was indeed a new model coming out. Reportedly our President himself, with his vast Military background, laid out the basic specifications. He wanted it to look good, but deliver little actual value.

 

Reportedly, in a secret factory on the south side of Chicago, known as Area 52, the famous Italian Designer Balonia was recruited to do the design. The results were spectacular and we ask you to behold not the M1A1 Abrams, but rather the M2B2 Balonia.

 

It is assembled out of 100% Chinese parts (allegedly paid for with money borrowed from the Chinese) and is so dangerous that our government has declared it is not be used by children under the age of 8.

 

It also possess secret alien technology, reversed engineered from a crashed UFO, and you can access it by pushing the hidden button on the top of the turret.

 

We hope you enjoy the tank and this bit of "Baloney"!!!  - Thank-you for your business, MENARDS ®

 

Photo #1 - Tank firing from flatcar, notice fire from main gun.

Photo #2 - Tank off flat car.

 

MENARDS TANK FIRING FROM FLAT CAR

MENARDS Tank Off Flatcar

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  • MENARDS TANK FIRING FROM FLAT CAR
  • MENARDS Tank Off Flatcar
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