Yeah, as Monk said..."It's a jungle out there!"
Two Ebay purchases stand out. The descriptors were rosy, promising. Price stayed tempting right to the end. I dunno, maybe everyone else had been bitten enough to drop out. I hung on to win both auctions.
The first was a Williams Daylight GS-4. Said it had been mostly displayed. When it arrived it looked as good as the promises. But, when put on the track it was terrifying!!! There was this banging sound and the engine shook like in its death throes. Then it died altogether while shorting out...the transformer screamed "TILT!"
Not only that, though. Just before it kicked the bucket, it produced some steam sounds...a few chuff sounds. What's so strange about that, you say? There was no mention of the engine having been sound-equipped in the auction. Hmmmm.
Sent a prompt email. Seller said in effect, 'Sorry. Got it from someone else. Displayed it only. Never tried running it. Send it back.' OK. Fair enough. But I'm the curious sort. The banging/shaking/sudden death was, well, just not natural. And the hint of sounds where there shouldn't have been any? I decided to operate on the patient, full well knowing that I was probably sealing my fate.
And, lo and behold, the shaking/banging was merely the result that someone had removed the two screws that held the motor to the mounting yoke. When powered the motor did what any landed fish would do...it simply flopped around wildly. Found two screws. Fastened the motor to the yoke. (Noticed some non-OEM 'stuff' and wires internally) Put the loco back to runnable shape. Put 'er on the track. And not only was she a smooth runner...but has an acceptable chuff, bell & whistle sounds, compressor huff&puff when idle. IOW, I really got more than I expected. I explained it all to the seller and happily concluded the transaction.
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Second one... Bid on a K-Line 2-8-4, the ATSF version with the Coffin FW heater, and won it at a decent...actually, amazing...price. Again, descriptors rosy. Lots of photos, too. Hunky-dory, right?
Wellll.... When it arrived it had a badly bent pilot casting. Apparently took a nasty nose dive/hit. Checked the auction photos...how did I miss that? Simple: All of the shots were carefully posed to belie the pilot's condition. Can we say 'duh!'?...I did. Registered my disappointment to the seller.
Well, without so much as an email whimper, he offered to refund half the selling price if I'd keep it. Since K-Line was already history, I considered the challenge. With some absence of paint on the pilot, I knew that I was dealing with a brass casting...one rather large piece...that had bent, but not cracked. After dealing with some half the size (HO) needing chiropractic help, and rather successfully in this life-long hobby, I decided to accept.
Long story shortened... Once the pilot casting was removed and stripped of all attachments, it was carefully 'whacked' (judiciously tapped) with a series of soft-headed hammers, wood blocks, a sturdy vise, and a glass or two of vino back into squareness and proper shape. IOW, a REALLY good deal...with bit of chutzpah, if I do say so myself, thank you.
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So, lemons became lemonade. I know now how to read descriptions and photographs better. I ask more questions, some of which receive no answers...which is answer enough to drop out of consideration or contention. Frankly, I'd like to believe sellers are all honest and accurate in their portrayals. But I can't. And I would recommend anyone else do the same.
FWIW, of course.
And IMHO.
KD