"Hey Judd, you can buy barrels and gas grills these days. You don't have to make them yourself anymore and live like a dinosaur. The railroad store even sells that turkey meat you're cooking!"
"No thanks kid, vulture capitalism spells greed and I'll never pay retail . I'll hunt and eat for free like a dinosaur until my last breath!"
"Ok Judd, it's your railroad so have it your way. Catch you later old timer, the rivers up!"
"That kid probably calls me crazy and kooky behind my back, but I forgive his youthful folly. I can only imagine what kind of RR his kind will build in the future!"
"Judd is a crazy and kooky old dinosaur and a dusty bag of bones, and he probably knows I'm saying this!"
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