LOL The vast outback of Sunny Queensland is 70% desert and 25% Hippies "saving" the rainforests by building "Wellness Centres" in them ( leaving 5% for normal people and Kangaroos)
I reckon it will be a logistical nightmare cleaning up that section of the track as its rich farmland which has had a ridiculous amount of water falling on it lately , indeed like the rest of Victoria , I mean I live in an arid flat plain area , and the flooding literally came to my back door a few weeks ago , another 1/2 inch higher and it would be coming thru the house . I need to stress to our overseas fellows the enormity of that ... that pretty much means the one flood itself was over 20k wide ! ( 12 miles for you northern types) and that particular stretch was just one of many all through a few hundred miles length and 50 miles deep area , which is just the Murray area in the North of Victoria ... Been a crazy year .
Fatman kangaroo story ? ( there have been many of them !) but about the funniest one was when I was riding my motorcycle thru the Otways along the southern coast of mainland Aus ... I was returning home with a few of the mates from a fantastic rally we had attended near Apollo Bay ... anyhoo I was blasting along and my reflexes were dulled a little by three days of sleeping rough ( and dare I say it ? "Generous" libations ) when out of the bush a young wallaby decided it would be pretty cool to scare the begeebers out of me by bounding right in my path ... Now its pretty fair to say he wasn't expecting me to be there either, as was evidenced by his almighty vertical leap OVER my head as I zoomed under his flying form at over 100kph !!! I looked immediately in the mirror , and saw him land neatly in the sidecar passenger seat of my mate Rusty's Yamaha XS1100 following behind me ... I was in awe! ....
However Barb, Rusty's wife , who happened to be ensconced in said sidecar , saw it a teeny tiny bit differently ! ... There where arms and legs, feet and paws flying everywhere the entire time it took Rusty to hit the anchors and bring the whole schemozzle to a halt .... At which time Little Wally the Wallaby jumped up , kicked Barb in the head on the way out ( she had her full face helmet on ) and disappeared back into the bush ! Leaving me and Rusty doubled over in laughter and a very upset Missus, not understanding our mirth whatsoever
Only in 'Straya!!!