Ever get hurt working on your RR? Well.... after an altercation involving gravity and hard concrete I felt a need to hastily relocate to our local urgent care.
Running out the door, the wife notes some food on my shirt and comments my hair is a mess. (how does a bald man have messy hair?) In response to my "Are you kidding?" She responded with something that made my day. "Guys like you give old people a bad name".