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Originally Posted by Farmer_Bill

 Gilly and the Pope

there's a story there somewhere

but I forgot it 

Bill has forgotten?

I'll make up a memory

Better than the truth

 

Thursday at Fridays

Carbinated beverages

Beer kills the brain cells

 

I'll buy the next round

October is coming fast

Lots more cells to kill

 

Gilly and Bill were slamming some beers

Much more than most of their peers

When the bar closed down, they were run out of town

In a din of sneers and jeers

 

Farmer Bill forgot his own name

Despite is world-wide aclaim

Try as he might, he noodled all night

Then declared that the Pope was to blame?!

 

For the Natty Boh all was gone

With bottles strewn over the lawn

Quite happy were they, until the next day

When they were awakened by the racket of the Dawn!

 

But alas a whole year has gone by

Since this duo drank York quite dry

The time is getting near, and they're shipping in more Beer

Natty Boh cases stacked to the sky! 

 

Stories of drinking

Greatly exagerated

For Limerick fun

 

The older we get

The more amazing we were

Can't wait til next year!

Last edited by Gilly@N&W
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