Please suggest a caption........

"Slip Happens"  !

Tested my 87:1 dremel

Dilly Dilly 

Dippity doo dah, dippity a

"Do you smell anything burning?"

Release the brakes!!!

Told you I could do a burn out.

"Wonder how long I'll be de-certified?"

I thought YOU filled the sand!

Jon  

This guy...

"Evidence Aliens Are Among Us."

Did you feel that bump in the road ?

Joe B

Test track to run engines in place..........Paul

Who needs roller stands.... Charlie

Ah ... just a few bumps in the road!

Maybe I ought to go on a diet!

Engineer to the Fireman after the head brakeman set out a hotbox,

   “I thought YOU cut out the RCU’s...”

It’s funnier if you’re an oldhead. 

Chinese steel.

Found the loco that made those

****, cold solder joints !!

Railroad potholes.

"I told you not to pop the clutch!!!"

Proof a UFO landed!

"This isn't what I meant when I asked you to show me your Hot Wheels!!!"

"But I thought diamond dust would give us more traction than sand!!!"

"Well, we've been working hard here to bring out our new Super O Track", first guy states.

"Oh? I would really like to see that. I've heard a lot of buzzing coming from this department.", second guy says.

" Yeah, about that buzzing. Seems that our tests with the old magna-traction with the Super O Track didn't work out all that well. Don't get me wrong, the engine sticks to the rails, I mean it really sticks to the rails. Unfortunately this has put our new track back about 5 years but at least we found a cheaper way to cut through metal.", first guy responds.

Popi posted:

Found the loco that made those

Looks like you've found my "special" 1689E....

(No kidding, my 1689E looks almost exactly like this, cept the front wheels are worn off their axles...)

And let me have a go at a title...
"Yes, we've already tried sanding it! Problem is, it just melts it into glass and makes it worse!"

OOPS !

Tom Tee posted:

"No sir, not much clickety-clack; more like BAD-A-BOOM!"

"Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

Big Boy was here.  (Other drivers not in photo)

Railroad potholes.

There are many bumps in the road of life. Railroads have there own.

rick s posted:

Big Boy was here.  (Other drivers not in photo)

Would have had 8 ruts.

Perhaps it was a Challenger, N&W A Class or other....

c.sam posted:

rick s posted:

Big Boy was here.  (Other drivers not in photo)

Would have had 8 ruts.

Perhaps it was a Challenger, N&W A Class or other....

Yes.  Hence my note:

(Other drivers not in photo)

Penn-Pacific posted:

"Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

The winner. 

"What are you doing taking a picture? We should be booking it before our boss finds out about this!"

This run is the pits. 

Rod