Happy Switcher Saturday everyone.
Today is April 1 and we expect some special little known train stories.
Here is mine…
On this Day in 1923, my great grandfather, Engineer and Inventor Prof. Klaus Krazyhamma invented his little known water additive, "B6 H22O."
His first application of this scientific breakthrough resulted in a select group of Pennsylvania Railroad switching locomotives getting the locomotive equivalent of indigestion. At first, the results were dismissed as being useless and he was the subject of much ridicule. Later advanced studies found the locomotives became subjected to "Lokomotive Verstopfung" or "Locomotive Constipation." Like many advances in science, an unexpected and remarkable benefit was found in that locomotive boiler sheets, stay bolts, rivets, tubes, etc. could then be tested for strength.
This is the rare first edition of his Locomotive Water Treatment book.
Here is Prof. Krazyhamma's easy to understand chart which explains everything regarding his water treatment process where the failure of the locomotive's components is plotted out:
Rare photos of the last surviving model used for Prof. Krazyhamma's 1:48 scale tests can be seen here. The photos show the testing at the moment the locomotive was experiencing "Lokomotive Verstopfung..."
The boiler sheets and other components did not suffer any failure in this particular study, so test #89354 was considered a success.
His other invention which involved trains is also known by only a few of his peers. It is his S-DUT (Simultaneous Dual-Use Track) system allowing trains to utilize a single piece of track by allowing separate trains to run at the same time both above and below the very same section of track, making passing tracks no longer necessary and revolutionizing efficient train travel. Sadly and unexpectedly, adhesion for the train operating underneath continued to pose significant problems as tracking conditions ranged from less than optimal to non-existent, with the latter being present in slightly more than 99.9% of the studies. Later patent applications were established, but railroads were surprisingly not quick to show a willingness to adapt. The only known attempts were made in Germany and by Caltrans in California. The applications for toy trains could be enormous.
I am glad to share these little known facts about by kinfolk with you all today...I hope the ozone fumes emitted by my steam switchers while typing this did not alter my story...
Tom