It is my resolve to retire on June 30th this year. I will have completed 50 years of faithful service to the firm where I am employed. The more time I spend considering my upcoming life change, I have begun to actually wonder what “retire” actually means.
I have many locomotives and engines with traction tires, so many 1/43 cars and trucks that I have lost count, and three automobiles also running on tires. Does “retire” mean I will have to change out all my existing tires? The prospect is daunting, to say the least.
Also, I have been tired for many years now. When I “retire” will I be additionally tired? If that is the case, I won’t be able to change out all my tires, and may not have enough waking time to run my trains.
Who can help my out of this tongue-in-cheek dilemma?