Guy A's hogging/river supplies- hogging is a boat term too.
Dirty jokes-
Burning Rivers Fire Water-distillery, lots of water pollution fires as early as the late 1800s
Walk on the Water Church- Sign reads "don't be a fall in angel"
Cuyahoga means "crooked river", rivers have banks, we have crooked bankers, banks built along the rivers edge? The Gold Coast district. There is a Foghorn Leghorn flag wavin' joke there somewhere, but its zig zagin' downstream from me... catch it, Son.
Is the Redshirt sports, or sci-fi?
Another early death, the Red Devils of the C&LE would allow prototypical cannonballing of your trolleys
Run the AA back to back with doubles of each car you can, Tinkers creek to Twinsburg
