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John O'Brien was in the pub one night and raised his glass and proclaimed 'Here's 'to spending the rest of my life between my wife's legs!'  All the lads had a big laugh and a cheer and a drink.

 
When John got home that night, his wife Mary asked him 'Oh, hi John, how was the pub this evening?  It was grand Mary, in fact I won best toast of the evening.  Oh, how lovely John, and what was it?  John stumbled a bit,  but thought quickly, 'Here's to spending the rest of my life, next to my wife in church'...  Oh John, what a lovely thought, you truly are a prince.


A couple days later, Mary was in town, when one of the rogues from the pub looked at her kind of leeringly and asked, did you hear about John's toast in the pub the other evening?  Oh yes, and what a wonderful thought.  Funny thing is, he's only been there twice.  First time he fell asleep, second time I had to pull his ears to make him come.

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