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Dear John,

 

We regret to inform you that your ubermeister 5000XL that was ordered in 2011 for the prepaid sum of $100,000.00 has suffered a unfortunate mishap at the hands of an unnamed rail shipping company that paints their equipment gray and yellow. Due to the fact the container your long awaited 500XL was riding in, is now upside down, we are sorry to tell you that we will have to postpone delivery until sometime in 2015. Please be assured we will make every attempt to find a carrier that can keep the d@^*$d container on the tracks. Should you wish to view your 5000XL in its many parts, it will be at Ajax sCrap Auctions soon. Opening bid is $100.00.

 

Please accept our insincere condolences.

 

Steve Wrekenmaster

Senior Bullpucky Administrator

Ubermeister Motorwreks, LLC

 

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