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previous title: "suggested reorganization for the Brotherhood of the Crappy Basement Layout"

but I have withdrawn my suggestions because the BOTCBL is protective of their exclusive turf.

 

"Brotherhood of the Crappy Basement Layout"

I understand the general gist of that title. It's a semi-humorous reference to the many home layouts that are less than prize-winning quality. Unfortunately it has undertones of being apologetic and self-denigrating.

Also, basements are not necessarily a typical place for a home layout in modern times. Basements are more common to certain regions of the country, and perhaps more common to older houses.

Brotherhood of  Working Mens Model Railroads

"Brotherhood" might sound sexist and politically incorrect, but the fact is that the hobby is 99.44% men. Brotherhood is traditional phraseology from the earlier days of the Unions and I wanted to carry over some of the old tradition.

On second thought, maybe we should move beyond the Brotherhood term to avoid any cause for criticism.

Peoples Society of  Model Railroad Enthusiasts

What we need is a category for model railroads representing the mainstream of average hobbyists who build practical layouts for their own entertainment with their available skills and finances. These are the 99% of all layouts which do not appear in the hobby magazines. The magazines would have you believe that the only "good" layout is a prissy-perfect fully-scenicked prize-winning layout of museum quality with a six-figure budget. That's just not fairly representing the real world of model railroading, except for daydreamers and armchair modelers.

Unfortunately the mainstream hobby magazines have enabled a class struggle between a minority "elitist" faction of modelers who are regularly featured in the press, while the real-world accomplishments of mainstream modelers goes largely ignored. It's time for the working men (and women, if any) to unite and claim their rightful place as an overwhelming majority deserving recognition.

[is it coincidental that I just finished reading "The Russian Revolution?"]

Personally, I have very satisfying model railroads which mostly fulfill my modelling ambitions. In the case of my O-gauge railroading, I have layouts with substantial track mileage to run a variety of different trains. My methods of construction are conducive to modification and revision, an important facet to maintaining my interest in the hobby with a limited budget. I don't have a "permanent" O-gauge layout with conventional scenery because they are generally impossible to move if the need arises. I feel under-represented and marginalized ...

Additional input welcome. Viva la revolution!

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"Brotherhood of the Crappy Basement Layout"

I understand the general gist of that title. It's a semi-humorous reference to the many home layouts that are less than prize-winning quality.

According to the person who coined the title, the crappy reference is to the basement and not the layout.  Indeed, there were some dam fine layouts in those "crappy basement" threads.  Absolutely no apologies were necessary.

Pete

Texas Pete posted:
Ace posted:

"Brotherhood of the Crappy Basement Layout"

I understand the general gist of that title. It's a semi-humorous reference to the many home layouts that are less than prize-winning quality.

According to the person who coined the title, the crappy reference is to the basement and not the layout.  Indeed, there were some dam fine layouts in those "crappy basement" threads.  Absolutely no apologies were necessary.

Pete

Oh, I hadn't thought of that angle:     Brotherhood of Layouts in Crappy Basements

This might be a very serious issue. 

Before now, I never gave it a second thought and actually attached extra significance to those posts that acknowledged they are doing the best that they can with what they have.  Strangely most of them seem happy with what they have achieved in spite of the odds.  That Christmas video of the 027 multiple room carpet layout last year blew me away and is still one of my favorite videos.  I have no scenery on my layout, but I am impressed with the stuff shown on this forum.  I have no basement, but I do envy those who do.

But this new naming process looks like a subject with a very slippery slope, that will need a lot of political sensitivity to make sure nobody gets their feelings hurt over the language.  

I have attached a form that can be used to keep track of any hurt feelings infractions. 

BTW, I like MartyE's idea best.  In the end, I hope it's all about having fun, relaxing, enjoying a hobby you like and sharing your information.  If you are getting too serious, then its time to take a break.

 

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I agree with Marty.  No need to change the name.  I like initials representing the abbreviated reference to it anyway:  the CBL.  And it has primarily been meant to be the basement, not necessarily the layout, although it is often both.

And I might add the founder was kicked out because he built himself a new house with a stellar basement and layout.

Dennis

"Peoples Society of Model Railroad Enthusiasts"....... Ace

 Reading too much about the USSR, are we ?  George Orwell would be proud.

"Oh I don't know, do you think that maybe we are thinking a little bit too much?".......GG1MAN

I try not to, it hurts when I do.

"For the love of all that exists do not bring political correctness to model trains".......CPDALY

Right on.

 

My apologies to the members of the Brotherhood of Layouts in Crappy Basements. I hadn't realized it was an exclusive club that is so proud of their esoteric domain.

I will instead propose to create a fun new organization which accepts a wide range of mainstream train enthusiasts. The organization will have a name with a way-cool acronym which I haven't thought up yet. The name of the organization will not include the word "crappy", out of respect for the aforementioned group.

I'm working on bylaws, which will be limited to 10 items only. This is a preliminary start, suggestions welcome:

1) All members must be interested in trains.
2) There will never be any dues or political hierachy in the organization.
3) All train enthusiasts are welcome regardless of scale, creed, or crappy layouts.
4) Members will be required to furnish photographic evidence of activity in rail hobbies, or write a relevant essay.
5) Members must not make repeated derogatory or sarcastic remarks about other members or rail subjects.
6) Go form your own elitist club if you have spent more than $9999 on your train hobbies.
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Oh, yeah - the name has needed changing for a while. I don't have a basement, don't have any friends with one (wait - maybe one, sort of a split-level thing), and the case could be made that "no" basement is the "crappiest" basement of all. Basements are not thick on - er, under - the ground, here in the 'Belt.

In 67 years, as I think about it, I have no memory of ever having been in a true residential basement...really. Commercial, office, etc, sure - even worked in a couple, but my once fairly regular visits up to the Land of Basements was usually of a business/professional nature, so few home visits...gee whiz - never been in one!

But my layout is proudly Blue Collar and Working Class, even though it's a "Crappy Backyard Building Layout".

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My layout takes 2 car spaces in a 3 car garage, is it "crappy" yes,  based on the pictures on this forum. Do I care? No, not competing with anyone. Views of family and friends/guest,  WOW !!! What a layout.

Neighbor kids visit often when parent/grandparents bring them.

O Gauge is great fun, join any club, I am not a member of any club, mainly because they are few and far between, as far as I know, I think the closest one to Rockwall TX is 50 miles...

Why don't we stop reading , go to the garage/basement/living room and run trains.

 

Brent

 

In the name of just playing along with the initial comment, I added a possibility.  I'll now confess that I had to get special consideration by the founder himself that I was allowed to be a member, even though I don't have a basement either.  Now I know why, as D500 stated  "no" basement is the "crappiest" basement of all.  I run the Ceiling Central Railroad, the Patio Pacific Railroad (summer excursions only), and the Folding Table Northern Railroad.  Some day I hope to build the O Gauge Appalachian Railroad, but for now it is all in my imagination.

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D500 posted:

Oh, yeah - the name has needed changing for a while. I don't have a basement, don't have any friends with one (wait - maybe one, sort of a split-level thing), and the case could be made that "no" basement is the "crappiest" basement of all. Basements are not thick on - er, under - the ground, here in the 'Belt.

In 67 years, as I think about it, I have no memory of ever having been in a true residential basement...really. Commercial, office, etc, sure - even worked in a couple, but my once fairly regular visits up to the Land of Basements was usually of a business/professional nature, so few home visits...gee whiz - never been in one!

But my layout is proudly Blue Collar and Working Class, even though it's a "Crappy Backyard Building Layout".

Spent a few day in Mobil working,  nice town, right next to the gulf, a basement would be rare there I imagine . 

I need to weigh in on this one, leave the name and qualifications alone please. The original intent was:

To join all you need is a layout, it can be the most basic or a top of the line professionally built layout and as long as it's in an crappy, i.e. unfinished and the more unfinished the better, basement, attic, garage, shed, crawlspace, etc., preferably with ductwork and various plumbing visible for full effect, washer/dryer with a sanitary sink and water heater in the same room is a real plus! Pipework at forehead busting heights is also a plus  as is any location the kids/grandkids think could be haunted.

It has nothing to do with someones skill as a modeler but mostly that one would prefer to spend their resources on their hobby and not the rooms esthetics. Best of all no dues, boring long winded meetings, pointless yearly elections of officers, capricious bylaws, stupid surveys or any of the petty political infighting that often happens in larger clubs.

While our founder Craignor is no longer a member I feel he still is a Member Emeritus.

crappy5

 

Jerry

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MartyE posted:

Oh the humanity!  I propose the we of the CBL take a stand, or sit in a Crappy Basement Couch with beer stains and smoke fluid residue! 

You have a couch in yours? Sweet!

I only have two old vinyl covered dining room chairs and one of them doubles as a shelf right now.

"My apologies to the members of the Brotherhood of Layouts in Crappy Basements."

THAT'S THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE CRAPPY BASEMENT LAYOUTS

 

Jerry

 

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You could go the UN route and call yourselves "The Humanhood of CBL", or even go global and call it "The Humanhood of CEL" (Crappy Earthly Layouts).  That would cover practically all layouts, crappy basement or otherwise.

Of course, there may be a few of us that are not of this planet, in which case a name for those from other planets/galaxies needs to be looked into.  We don't want to upset our interstellar neighbors now do we

baltimoretrainworks posted:

Pipework at forehead busting heights is also a plus  .

Jerry

Yes, definitely the pipe. I figure there could be a secret salute between members, like crossing our eyes and touching an index finger to our foreheads.

There probably shouldn't be a full brotherhood requirement for displaying a real scar. However, we all know that chunk of cast iron will swing out of the gloom and clunk us one day, if it hasn't happened already. 

No basement for me here in North West FL.  My crappy layout is in our upstairs bonus room.  Very few basements here.  When I was a teenager I had a layout in my parents garage.  In the summer it gets close to a million degrees here, being in my 50's now a garage layout would be miserable.  My grandfather lived right south of Birmingham, AL.  He had a huge basement layout.  I remember spending summer there and operating his layout.  A basement is awesome, but I am blessed to have the room I have.

I'm registered in the Cellar Division of the BoCBL ...possibly a level below (or would that be above?) on the crappy basement hierarchy scale.

Most of my life I referred to that below grade "unfinished" area of a house as a cellar.  For example "It's down the cellar."   I've used the term "basement", but I believe a "basement" can be either finished or unfinished space.  A cellar is always unfinished space and must be considered a crappier space than a crappy basement space.

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