I am very concerned about the great train love fest that is dawning for me in a few days. I speak of none other than the "Great Gathering." York, of course. This will be a telling moment for me. A giant crossroads. As Yogi Berra so aptly stated, " When you see the fork in the road, take it!" Now, before you get your ash pans all in an uproar, this is not really a York post. Yes, I"m on the correct board.
i am guilty of reflexivity. Great levels of traintosterone. I go to train meets with a plan. Ay, the best laid (track) plans of mice and men gong aft agley." I have a list of needs. Wants, in railroad parlance translates to "needs." I am looking for certain passenger cars, figures, trucks and I am putting myself on a strict budget. Unless . . . There is always that great unless.
"Oh my God, " a post war Texas Special. A #2190 Santa Fe Streamliner in the box. My hand reaches out.
i cannot control it. Just like the poor soul in Dr. Strangelove who cannot control his arm. I reach for the trains I have sworn not to buy. It's what I call reflexivity. I cannot seem to stop my hand. "What's yer price on that? A voice that seems to come from my throat has asked the dreaded question. My brain tries to short circuit the process. You don't want that ! Yes, I do. I want that. No, you don't want that.
i must learn to control my darned hand. I need a plan. Ok, I am not allowed to speak to anyone who is selling trains made before Bill Clinton was in office. No. make that Ronald Reagan. No trains during the Eisenhower Administration.
How shall I deal with this dreaded reflexivity? How can I stop my hand from reaching? What can I do?
I will duct tape my mouth in the silver Hall. Only Legacy can remove the tape. No wait, what if I see a BNSF TMCC diesel? Can I remove the tape? I can lock my wallet in the car. Would that work? Only Dr. Phil will release my wallet.
i have a reflexivity problem. I cannot buy everything. Yes, I can. No, I can't Stop it. Have some self control, for goodness sakes. To H*** with self control. I'm conflicted. It is a specific psychological condition that requires an intervention.
Reflexivity. It's an emotional disorder? No, it's a well balanced approached to a real need. I need that diesel. Get out of my way. I saw it first. Mmmffmfff, gotta get this tape off. I'm wearing the tape on a bet sir. No, there is nothing wrong with me. I'm conflicted, that's all. really. Give me that diesel.