Beings tomorrow is the start of York week, let's go over a few things thay everybody should do.
Take a bath everyday, use deodorant everyday. It's going to be hot the three days so taking a bath and using deodorant is very important.
Tip the guys and gals manning the bathrooms, they deserve it. Don't be cheap.
Try not to kill yourself trying to get one those New "York" cars from Lionel.
May I insist for a second time that bathing will be necessary this week. If instructions are needed please email Brutus who is ready to answer all bathing questions, please put his big hairy hands to work, he is waiting for your call.