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Yea at least she's wearing boxing gloves. My Daddy always said "Never teach a woman to shoot" . I have a cousin that should have listened to him. They got into an argument and she shot him with the .380 she had in her purse. Then she rides to the hospital in the ambulance with him telling him how sorry she is and how much she loves him . She nicked him in the side and told them it went off by accident.
Oh yea they're still together but they don't own a gun.

So if you see something on your credit card that says "Gun Metal" it may not be your engine. She may have just bought you a present you don't want

David

Mike,

 

    Got any more room in that doghouse?

 

    Wives of members of The Gravely Tractor Club of America made T-shirts lettered GRAVELY WIDOWS. Here they are at Mow-In 2009 (a grand annual gathering of all things Gravely). They put two handlebars in a trench dug by a Terramite Mini-Backhoe and posed as though they had buried a Gravely.

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Originally Posted by Enginear-Joe:

 Joe,  U got some splaining to do!

 

You could just hope for "The Look". Then you have to buy jewelry

Joe I'm gonna post my comment I posted last year when you bought that beast.

Tune in next week folks when we hear Joe say " She painted ARUBA on the side of my engine cause with what that thing costs she could have gone there".

David

Originally Posted by Ted Bertiger:

Mike,

Chicken!  I think it's time to buy a few more engines and have them shipped directly to her workplace with a signature required and make sure you use her personal credit card-the one with 29.99% interest!

That should land you right on the canvas!

1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- (looks like he is down for the count)

 

Hope she doesn't find my York stash!

I laughed several times reading these.  I got busted yesterday when I left a new, for me, bright orange LL centennial GP9 by the window that always gets opened every morning.  'Huh? Oh, I've had that for a while.  I'm trying to learn how to put electrocouplers in diesels.  It's a new area I'm interested in'.   Just go technical on her.  Then it's like, 'Oh that's cool, I guess...'  End of discussion.  Cheers 

Originally Posted by AGHRMatt:

This has been an entertaining thread. Obviously, no one here is really hiding trains from the wife. It's the great fishing story.

Right now there is a oil pump station I bought last month from trainnerd and 3 box cars from a train show on Sunday discretely "parked" under the layout waiting for the right time to appear.

 

Originally Posted by Enginear-Joe:

 Joe,  U got some splaining to do!

 

You could just hope for "The Look". Then you have to buy jewelry

Is that thing G Scale? Maybe she was just disappointed it wasn't O Scale???? I do recognize that "thrilled" expression. Must be a universal Wife thing.  I did have a ex-girl friend that got hacked when I spent money on my car and not her. She got immediately kicked to the curb . Saved me a ton of dating money.  With wives, the formula seems to work the other way.

 

Gilly

I cannot relate to this post. All my life I have done as I have pleased within the self imposed limits of ethics, morality, legality and Christianity. I am an adult, a free man, there are no chains on me so I answer to and take orders only from the book of the good Lord. Men buy trains whenever they want to. Slaves don't.

 Like Ralph Kramden I am king of the castle. I put my fist down and said I am the boss and this is the way its going to be. Then I woke up. Excuse me I have to wash the dishes now. My wife would never use boxing gloves or bare hands,instead she uses a riding crop,very effective and she gets a lot of leverage with it. 

 

Dale H

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