In addition to being too old and too rotund to get under the layout to work comfortably any longer, I discovered today the dangers lurking down below. With the Munoz Lines OGR Open House fast approaching (November 15) and the need to have everything pin perfect, I have taken on the near impossible task of installing lights in all structures currently unlit, yard lights to make a dramatic roundhouse night scene, floodlights to add dramatic lighting to the sides of tall buildings, and additional Miller Engineering signs that add so much personality to a scene.
What a wonderful plan I have in mind. Assuming, of course, I do not turn up missing, caught in an unbelievable web of wires dangling beneath the layout and unable to get food or drink. My body will be discovered too late, of course, and the photos of me struggling to extricate myself will grace the front page of the New York Post. I can see it all now, "Idiot Model Railroader Dies Under His Layout."
I remember posting some photos a while ago to describe my bench work. I used cross braces on every module for strength and stability. A Forum member pointed out how difficult it would be to actually work under there. "Nahhhh," I said. "It's worth the scrambling to have strength." Of course, that was before I realized how difficult it would be to run new 14 gauge bus lines and make dozens of new drops for lighting structures. Several times I found that various body parts could not get through the Maginot Line of bracing and my corpulent self was stuck. All this, by the way, without even thinking about Eliot's Web.
Above the layout, the scenes look nice. Below the layout there is a blood curdling maze of wires that go in so many directions and dangle so precariously, that it is literally a web of gargantuan proportions. Today alone, crawling through this thicket of lines, I must have pulled out a half dozen connections, ripped suitcase connectors asunder and made re-lighting structures already wired, a half day task. In a move I would describe as Einsteinian, I tried to use as few wire colors for as many different tasks as I could create. Not to be outdone, I mixed in speaker wire. When speaker wire is held in a bright room it is simple to see the bronze and silver wires. Under the layout it is Impossible.
If I were to write a book showing all the most stupid things one could do in wiring a layout, my book would include them all. Those of you who come to the Open House are discouraged from looking under the layout. Anyone caught looking under the layout will be cast into the web of death, never to be seen again.
Spiderman Scher