Springdale (Gi-raffe Press Internatonal)-
Officials of the Razorback Traction Company are pleased to announce the completion of the Howard Roark Memorial High-Rise Equipment Storage Facility!
The facility was constructed using components from two space-age material shelving units, sawing the tubes in two using a coping saw. The leftover tubes will be repurposed as percussion instruments, flat car loads and other useful items.
While delighted with the new facility, RTC officials cautioned that "given how rapidly the first facility reached near-total utilization, additional facilities will almost certainly be required."
Fortescue J. Gi-raffe, architect and construction supervisor, was unavailable for comment, choosing only to give a cheery wave, a smile and a "How's about that view, folks?"
Mitch