The Lone Ranger Movie progress update

So, when did Tonto join KISS?

 

Rusty

Winnah!  And we're done here.

Meanwhile, Tonto was disguised as a doorknob, and everyone was taking a turn...

Well, just one look at the photo and I know I won't have to see it. What the H***'s with the dead bird on Tonto's head? They should be ashamed (and Jay Silverheel's family should sue!).

yeah l'll pass......

HI YO HOLLYWOOD! And I'm outta' here!

I guess Lionel will have to recall all their  Lone Ranger sets and paint a black jacket on the" Masked Man".

 

I really don't think I'm going to see this one, mainly because it looks as if the two of them might break out into a rock song. If that happens I'm afraid that half the audience might riot. 

On the other hand it might be a hoot to see grown men in their fifties and sixties spinning their flatten out pop-corn boxs at the screen. 

Ya gotta being kidding me!   This is what Hollywood is foisting on us now?  Why do they insist on changing story lines, character development, appearance?  This looks about as exciting as watching paint peel. 

I'll avoid this one like the plague.

Hey, just what we need, another crappy movie version of a classic TV show. That rattling noise you hear is Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels spinning in their graves at high RPM.

Movies are for the mush-minded. What we need here is a good reading book! May I suggest The Lone Ranger and Trouble on the Santa Fe (1955), authored by Fran Striker?

Looking pretty awesome. Let's see how it goes

Really?  Pretty much looks like crap to me.