Besides, ruining my sleep(I frequently wake up covered in sweat, screaming, after having a nightmare about some of this forums freaky avatar pictures) you're probably scaring off potential, much needed new blood... new forum members.
There's an old saying about first impressions...
So do me, yourself and all of us a favor -
Put some clothes on, back the camera up and smile...
Warning: there might be an attempt to mix some humor in with this urgent public service message.
Rick