My favorite story about Moses is when Netanyahu was speaking at the UN awhile back about the palestinian's claim to Israel's land. He started his talk asking if he could tell a quick story. He began telling of when Moses was leading the people in the wilderness and they stopped at the pool where he had struck the rock and God had water flow out. Moses was hot and he disrobed and took a bath in the cool water. When he stepped out his clothes were missing. He figured a palestinian had stolen them and expressed his displeasure verbally. At this point a member of the palestinian delegation jumped to his feet and exclaimed loudly "Impossible - Impossible - There were no palestinians there at that time!"
Netanyahu then slowly turned to the assembly and said "Now that we have that settled, let's move on to the discussion at hand".