This joke was told to me by an old B&O railroader. A track worker went to the company Doctor to get a piece of steel removed from his eye. The doc asked him how did you get that piece of steel in your eye? The track worker replied I was cutting the nuts off of a frog. The Doc replied you get the hell outta here.
If you will pardon me, I'm going to try to finish that off a bit different...
And the doc, a rather portly gent with a pencil thin mustache and a taste for French cuisine, and being somewhat flustered, couldn't help but ask, so if the the frog had nuts of steel, how were the legs...
Whenever I speak with an American Flyer S Gauge guy, I bide my time during the conversation, waiting for just the right moment, and when the time is right, I say:
"Flyer is nice, but it's got the wrong number of rails."
Steven J. Serenska
What did the switchman say to the yard lead?
Whatsa matter, got a frog in your throat?
What is a lawyers favorite railroad?
Soo Line
