Here's a picture just screaming for a caption!

"Excuse me, Legacy or TMCC?"

"Whistle steam?"

"Do you have Barry's book? The answer is in there."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...you can't run that thing thru here!"

Sir I pulled you over because you were weaving!

"Pull over sir and get out of the vehicle".

I don't know officer I push the button, give 'er the gas but she just won't go!

Excuse me officer, we're lost, can you direct me to the nearest railyard?

I pulled you over because you made an illegal U-turn back there. License, registration and proof-of-insurance please.

No license plates, no state inspection, no tread on your tires, open exhaust, no turn signals, over height, over weight, over length......

Don't move. Wait right here sir. This is going to take a while for me to write up. In the meanwhile, you may want to consider calling your lawyer.

Gilly

engine trouble? don't worry, I'll call AAA for a tow....

rat

"Hmm...maybe I shoulda turned left at Albuquerque"

I need to commandeer this vehicle, we are in hot pursuit

or

Quit clowning around. Ha ha ha..... It is a Circus train.

Which clown said you could park here?

NSA briefed us you are were hauling suspiciously glazed donuts.  

Please step away from the train and let us do our job.

Heh...not a caption but just a random thought that the ONLY train I've EVER ridden that has received police escorts was the B&O Museum's short trip out the First Mile. Not sure if they still use the police but at least in the past, especially for special events, at least 6 or so Baltimore City Police officers in patrol cars and dirt bikes would escort every train out and back through the "lovely" neighborhood that it runs.

to me, this a picture of 3-4 folks, shooting the bull, while waiting on some elected/appointed offical to make a decision. The cops always wanted to be train engineers and the engineer had wanted to be a cop or the cops are telling the train guys about their motors-how fast, etc

 I just stopped to admire your motorcycle, I've got a  Suzuki  too !   or   Where do you want this trainload of prisoners ?

1. No sir, we are not going to drag race your train! Now move on!
2. OK...we got you doing 26.5 in a 25 mph zone.
   Let me see your license and registration.
3. Have you seen Scrapiron Scher anywhere near the tracks?
   The 765 crew has a warrant out for him.

It's not a LASHUP Officer!

"Sir, you're not Tom Hanks and no this isn't the Polar Express,

now get out of the engine."

Jerry

I respectfully disagree, officer.  It was DEFINITELY green when I entered the intersection. And if you had a 153-IR the light wouldn't have turned while my last 20 cars hadn't yet cleared.

Stop this train..you threw a traction tire back there.  Or,  "Sir- you WERE parked illegally - you still have a tire boot on...I don't buy this hotbox nonsense".

Do you have your copy of the DCS O Gauge Companion

Officer, do you happen to know where the nearest restroom is ? 

That's the RBB&B circus train behind the power. The location is Olive Street in Anaheim. 

Bob

Keep it moving, nothing to see here.

Mike R

Jethro wants to know whether you'd trade wheels....even up?

OK Mr. Engineer, where's the fire?

You say that's Frog Snot on those wheels?  I thought you hit the Blob running through Phoenixville!

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

1. Did you guys call for an escort from Anaheim to Azuza and KOOK-amunga?

2. Is that your elephant behind those bushes?

3. Do you have any tickets for excursions with the 4014?

4. We are selling subscriptions to OGR for our Policeman's Ball. Would you be interested?

Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so

"But officer, I'm just taken my new engine down to the club, to show the boys"

"I just got this new engine in the mail today and wanted to see how many cars it could pull!"

Thought of this when I first saw the picture: 

Jerry

Excuse me officer, I'm a little lost, is there a railroad around here somewhere?

"Stop resisting"

 "My GPS told me to turn down this road"!

What no seat belt on?  That'll be another $50.