Hello, Officer. Is there somewhere to turn around?
"Can I have a ride, Pleeeease"??
"I'll let you take my motorcycle for a drive"
"Sir, your license has expired, and you have violated this city's noise ordinance,
Sect. 1099 of the Podunk Revised Code, as approved in 1898, Please step out of the vehicle."
"I got you on radar doing 45 in a 25 mph zone! Do you have your license, registration and proof of insurance?"
No, you can't leave it here while you're getting coffee.
Actually a true incident in Chesterton Indiana.
LOL guys!
Originally Posted by jvega2:
"Hmm...maybe I shoulda turned left at Albuquerque"
Buggs Bunny the engineer? How can you run a train borrowing underground?
Originally Posted by Dominic Mazoch:
Originally Posted by jvega2:
"Hmm...maybe I shoulda turned left at Albuquerque"
Buggs Bunny the engineer? How can you run a train borrowing underground?
Maybe it was a "tunnel motor." 
Sir, what part of PULL OVER didn't you understand?
